BREAKING: After reviewing tapes and tabulating total wiener consumption, Joey Chestnut’s recent title of Nathan’s 4th of July Coney Island hot dog Championship has been revoked after it was revealed that later that day, Kamala Harris actually bypassed Chestnuts record of 62 wieners. Kamala finished 7 wieners ahead of Chestnut at the last minute by devouring Joey’s wiener along with two judges wieners and 4 close bystander wieners. It has not been revealed how the contest time period was delayed but clocks were unexplainably paused and restarted later that day.