FACT CHECK: Despite viral rumor, no evidence Tim ’Tampon’ Walz had sex with a traffic cone. (Satire)

These uncorroborated reports continue to swirl, we have been unable to unearth any definitive proof on this matter, in either direction. Though these claims were shared without evidence, we cannot rule out the possibility that Tim Walz has, in fact, had sex with a traffic cone. If it is true that Tim Walz had sex with a traffic cone, it is unclear when or where the alleged sexual act took place. The possible misinformation about Tim Walz having sex with a traffic cone did not specify how large the traffic cone in question was, nor did the viral accusations detail how the physical act took place. We officially rate the claim that Tim Walz had sex with a traffic cone, which critics blasted as "weird" and perverted," as UNVERIFIED.  

As of publication, Neither Kamala Harris nor Tim Walz has denied that Walz had sex with a traffic cone.