PSA: If you are a male-to female fantasy transgender and you are experiencing abdominal cramps, soreness, nausea and/or bloating please see your doctor for professional advice but in the meantime I* would recommend Dulcolax or Colace because your problem is most likely that you are full of shit and a laxative could be your best friend. After all, Number 2 should be easy to do.

(*Complete Disclosure: I am NOT a doctor and I don’t play one on tv but I did play one a time or two when I was growing up with the neighbors daughter.)(I know this is older but I still wanted to share it because snickering at Dylan Mulvaney and her ilk-kin is just the right thing to do.)

LGBTQ+++™ Pinocchios now claim male-to-female transgenders can get periods: 'I'm a Real Girl!'
Biological assimilation into femininity has long been the final frontier for transgender activists, a Rubicon they had not yet been able to fully cross. Aspirational transgenders can get various sordid surgeries to appear more feminine; they can adopt feminine social roles, but they could never really become fully biologically female.
This nags at the LGBTQ+++™ community something fierce, as biological reality always belies the religious conviction that “transgender women are women,” full-stop. They wish they could menstruate because, like transgender Pinocchios, they want desperately to be real girls, despite the deep-seated and dysphoric knowledge that their goal is impossible.
For instance, transgender TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney explains that he would like to be a mother one day because it would lend greater credibility to his act, whoops, I mean his performative femininity:

 

https://twitter.com/ultabeauty/status/1580604338761650176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1580604338761650176%7Ctwgr%5Ef9e3525460558ec2961b733ded57ce6156515b9c%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpjmedia.com%2Fnews-and-politics%2Fbenbartee%2F2022%2F12%2F27%2Flgbtq-pinocchios-now-claim-male-to-female-transgenders-can-get-periods-im-a-real-girl-n1656710

Of course, he doesn’t actually believe he could ever be a mother. It’s a self-affirming mantra that requires all participants to play-act along so that the fragile fiction can be maintained. The precise reason no one is allowed to question whether transgender women are women is that the claim falls apart upon the slightest scrutiny. They can’t tolerate dissent because it instantly crumbles their façade.
Similarly, transgenders now claim that they can literally have periods, a physical impossibility due to their total lack of the necessary biological equipment like a uterus or ovaries.
Assuming for the sake of argument that transgenders do have legitimate symptoms and they aren’t the product of transgender psychosis (58% of transgenders have a diagnosable psychiatric disorder compared to 13% in the general population - https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/benbartee/2022/12/26/study-transgenders-have-4-5-times-higher-rate-of-psychiatric-illness-than-normies-n1656435). Those ‘symptoms,’ cramps and hot flashes and whatever would have to be the result of the synthetic hormone cocktail of estrogens and anti-androgens that it shoots into it’s body daily and nothing at all to do with a female reproductive cycle.