Saturday, March 7, 2026

I Prefer Baby Ruth

That's just one step from grave robbing ... but there's no telling what I might do for a Baby Ruth.
 
 

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  1. I DO NOT want to know what she would do for a Klondike bar!

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  2. Crime: 2021
    Name: Ayesha Basharat
    Orgin: Arabic

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    1. Thanks, Billy. I started to look it up ... but the wife made me go to the kitchen to help with some baked beans.

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    2. I guess she fits the profile.

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  3. Joke would be on her if she got ahold of my card, wouldn't get a pack of nabs.

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    1. I had to look up "nabs". Never heard a pack of crackers called that. I guess it originally started out as a pack of Nabisco and then got shortened. Learned something today.

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  4. Gee,she doesn't Look like a heartless bitch.

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    1. Yeah, but they probably hadn't made her take a shower before that mug shot. You can't tell what they look like today because of the makeup mask.

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